Uniform REFORM

Serious News , Funny Views on Having a College Uniform

Ruelito B. Aristo

And the One Million Peso Question that will save the earth from global warming is : How to come up with a comfy and trendy College Uniform that will suit the taste buds of the ever fashionable PUP College of Communication students?

Closet Kings and Queens. As we enter the questionable stampede-prone entrance of the PUP College of Communication , the first thing that you will notice is the way students dress-up their selves. Wearing pastel-color tops ( R-O-Y-G- B-I-V = M-T-W-TH-F) , checkered and skinny bottoms ( the ultimate super extra fitted jeans to the fullest ) , shinning shimmering shoes and bags ( the shiner , the better ) , bouncing bling-blings ( Christmas tree in the making ) , and made in Beijing gadgets ( 1 hour guarantee ). It’s the culture of the environment to dress-up your self as if everyday is your birthday or today is gonna be your last day.

Now the spotlight is ready : ( buksan ang ilaw , music , pasarapin ang eksena – ilabas ang coke ) the next thing to prepare for is to ramp at the catwalk: the COC lobby. It’s a matter of attitude on how you carry your self , because its not that easy to walk at the center of the earth with all those eyes staring ; as you walk to the lobby. As if you’re a hanger in their eyes or a walking manikins – looking only on the clothes you are wearing.

Here you can find different students in their different fashion SSS ( senses , styles , statements ).

Ghetto’s and Hip hop’s ( frustrated rappers in super extra large shirt with silver plated bling-blings. yo men! )

Walking gift wrappers ( kikay’s in rainbow color dress with their color coordinated shoes and bags with matching ribbon hair bands )

Emo’s ( the emotional immortals – those wearing black from head to toe including nail polish , as if everyday is all saint’s day. Don’t forget the eye liner to complete the attitude! )

The Stars of Bethlehem ( standout trend setters – they are Tessa Prieto Valdez in the making , wearing everything they can wear. The more striking , the better )

D Another’s ( Still in their cocoon completing their metamorphosis cycle. They are still in deciding stage of their life , for the mean time , they will wear white shirt for them not to be out of place )

PolGov 301 ( So Far with the Introduction )

On June 23,2008 a revolutionary congress of COC class presidents met in COC AVR headed by Mr.’ Jordan Ga – Student Council President , authorized the COC Legislature to call for a constitutional convention to draft the controversial COC uniform under R.A. No. 9189.

Article I of the 'COC Constitution'

Section I. The College of Communication comprises the Department of Broadcast Communication , Department of Journalism , Department of Communication Research , with all the regular students embrace therein , and all other irregular students over which the college has sovereignty or jurisdiction , consisting of ghetto’s , hip hop’s and emo students , including walking gift wrappers , stars of Bethlehem and d another’s. The students around , between , walking and chatting along the COC lobby , regardless of their fashion statements should wear the controversial COC uniform starting this September of this school year to be recognize as part of the internal community of the College of Communication.

The Article I Section I of the COC Constitution undergoes several amendments. On the COC Assembly conducted last June 27, 2008 at the Bulwagang Balagtas , the faculty announced that the Freshmen and Sophomore students only are required to wear the college uniform as a result of the total votes canvassed which took effect early this semester.

Ø All the students were given a privilege to vote to their desired uniform designs.

Ø The top 3 designs being chosen were also came from the students of PUP COC.

Ø The new COC uniform was designed by a third year journalism student ( not to mention his name for comments , suggestion and security purposes )

Ø The prime reason of having a College Uniform is for security purposes of the student of PUP COC.

Mathematical Formula

Under garments + Polo/Blouse + Vest = 3 layer College Uniform

+ Necktie + Sweat + Itchiness + ROOM 203 = Good luck guys !

Distinction Between Fashion , College Uniform and Peach-Twill Cloth

Fashion is the art of dressing up in your College Uniform through the use of synthetic material called Pitch-Twill Cloth.